Reviews and Comments by Ken Burke
I invite you to join me on a regular basis to see how my responses to current cinematic offerings compare to the critical establishment, which I’ll refer to as either the CCAL (Collective Critics at Large) if they’re supportive or the OCCU (Often Cranky Critics Universe) when they go negative. However, due to COVID concerns I’m mostly addressing streaming options with limited visits to theaters, where I don’t think I’ve missed much anyway, but better options are on the horizon. (Note: Anything in bold blue below [or near purple] is a link to something in the above title or the review.)
My reviews’ premise: “You can’t please everyone, so you got to please yourself.”
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If you can abide plot spoilers read on, but this blog’s intended for those who’ve seen the film or want to save some $ (as well as recognizing those readers like me who just aren’t that tech-savvy). To help any of you who want to learn more details yet avoid these all-important plot-reveals I’ll identify any give-away sentences/sentence-clusters with colors plus arrows:
⇒The first and last words will be noted with arrows and red.⇐ OK, now continue on if you prefer.
(Yeah, I stole this photo from some other site; blame it on bad influence from Oliver and Caroline.)
WHAT HAPPENS: (Sorry, but this has been another one of those very-busy-with-other-things-than-blogging weeks for me so my comments here will be shorter than I hoped to do, especially about a film I enjoyed so much; however, you can get a few more plot details at this site.) Caroline Daniels (Samara Weaving) is a born-and-raised young woman somewhere in rural Texas (I know plenty of places there like the one depicted on screen) working at her father’s (Jon Gries) gas station/convenience shop, dreaming about traveling far away (Dad Hank did a bit of that too, saying he’d go to Ecuador, though he never did), including to South Carolina to find Mom, who abandoned Caroline when she was a baby. One day a grifter, Oliver (Kyle Gallner), drops in, pulls some kind of a con on Dad that I couldn't fully follow (“Say, why don’t I give you another dollar, then you give me a twenty?”), so Caroline tracks him to a local bar that night, they quickly connect, soon she’s on the road with him pulling the cash con for increasingly higher stakes; then, wearing a wig and sunglasses she starts robbing small banks while he drives the getaway car. Caroline eventually finds Mom (Kyra Sedgwick), a caustic alcoholic, which encourages Caroline to move up to bigger banks so she and Oliver can afford to leave the country. After one job a cop pulls them over on a country road, realizes they’re in a stolen car, but Oliver kills him before he can call for help, though it eventually results in their photos all over local newspapers and TV news, ⇒leading them to a crowded roadhouse where more cops are on the way so Oliver fires his gun to create chaos as Caroline runs out with the rest of the crowd, the police kill Oliver in a shootout. Caroline still has several hundred in the car trunk so our story ends with her having one last phone call with Dad, buying a plane ticket to Ecuador, then pulling another (high stakes) cash con with the ticket agent.⇐
SO WHAT? Unless you’re totally unaware of some true small-time hoods on the run in celebrated classic cinema (all true 5 stars-triumphs in my opinion) you can’t help watching Carolina Caroline without thinking about Bonnie and Clyde (Arthur Penn, 1967), Badlands (Terrence Malick, 1973), and even a touch of Thelma & Louise (Ridley Scott, 1991), with Carolina … not fully in the same league as these masterpieces yet intriguingly-watchable, enjoyable in its own right. Weaving is especially effective in her more-flamboyant role, although cool, calm, collected (most of the time) Gallner makes a perfect balance with her as she grows in her criminal abilities, providing some new challenges to his assumed control of their situations. There’s even occasional humor in a few of the scenes here (such as when Caroline’s rushing out of the bank after pulling her first robbery but forgets to take the bag of cash) reminding me of some similar moments of relief in Bonnie and Clyde. I’ve had quite a nice string of mostly 4-stars experiences so far this year (although it took me into Spring to finally get done with all the 2025 titles I still wanted to explore, finally able to focus on 2026 releases), with Carolina Caroline fitting in nicely with other successes I’ve been fortunate enough to encounter this year (I hope there’ll be many more to come as the months keep rolling on).
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