A Meaningful Thaw in the Cold War
Reviews and Comments by Ken Burke
I invite you to join me to see how my responses to current cinematic offerings compare to the critical establishment, which I will call either the CCAL (Collective Critics at Large) if they’re supportive or the OCCU (Often Cranky Critics Universe) when they go negative. However, due to ongoing COVID-19 concerns on my part I’m focusing on streaming these days with limited visits to theaters. (Note: Anything here in bold blue [or near purple] is a link to something in the above title or in the review.) This blog’s been operational since mid-December 2011, often with ridiculously-long reviews from me, but other ongoing responsibilities now require me to be very brief in order to have time to post anything each week, although I’ll include links to informative sites for useful enhancement.
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(from "Garden Party" by Rick Nelson and the Stone Canyon Band, 1972 album of the song’s name)
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Mayday is set back in 1987 when the United States of America and the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (predominantly Russia) were actively antagonistic to each other (a situation we’ve now largely returned to) in what was called the Cold War. Hot-shot Navy pilot Troy Kelly (Ryan Reynolds) is sent on a spy mission high above/deep within Russia, but his plane is shot down leaving him injured, unconscious; when he comes to he finds himself in the remote abode of Nikolai Ustinov (Kenneth Branagh), an ex-KGB operative who quit his job in support of his lesbian daughter, Anna (Maria Bakalova), because of the harsh Soviet laws against homosexuals; Nikolai also has a great fondness for what he knows of the USA, especially Tom Cruise’s role in Top Gun (Tony Scott, 1986). Traveling together, involved in a lot of physical violence along the way, they head over thousands of miles to Moscow where Troy will depend on the US Embassy to fly both of them out of the country, even as they’re being pursued by rabid-anti-American KGB officer Alexander Volkov (Marcin Dorociński). That’s all the plot I’ve got time for, so to get the other massive details (and Spoilers of course) please visit this site. I found this movie to be a very entertaining blend of well-choreographed action scenes (don’t mess with Nikolai; he’s a martial-arts warrior) and comedy (often based on intercultural misunderstandings, as well as the story behind Troy’s nickname), with the title doing double duty as it refers to both Troy’s intercom call for help as his jet’s hurtling toward the ground and the massive Soviet military parade on May 1 which our heroes ultimately use to their advantage with a commandeered missile vehicle. Acting by the male leads is superb as they negotiate various levels of trust with each other while Dorociński makes for a marvelous, determined villain. I recommend this unless you’re put off by hand-to-hand combat: you’ll find plenty of it here.
Mayday came to streaming via Apple TV on September 4, 2026 (free to subscribers or you can get 7 days free then decide if you want to invest $14.99 on a by-the-month basis) with CCAL support as the Rotten Tomatoes positive reviews are 83% while the normally-noticeably-lower number comes from Metacritic with a 60% average score (my 3½ stars of 5 is 70%, but I rarely go above 4 so I’m notably-supportive as well). As an example of someone who was pleased with what he saw we have Todd Gilchrist of Variety (MC 80): “[…] it’s a smart, inventive, well-directed action comedy. Bereft of theatrical distribution, it seems slightly doomed to be relegated to the ‘streaming content’ trash heap, even as it shows the kind of filmmaking personality that should be showcased on the biggest screen possible.” But you can usually find dissention to anything, as with Roger Moore of Movie Nation (MC 38) who says: “Let’s go with ‘adorably awful,’ because ‘delightfully dumb’ seems like a stretch. […] Just remember, the title has two meanings and Reynolds turns 50 in October and Branagh is 65 and no Liam Neeson, so it’s all kind of a stunt man/makeup team/CGI assisted lark. [¶] And ‘dumb’ becomes a given, right from the start.” Clearly, I liked it better than that, but the choice is yours. My choice for my usual posting-closure of a Musical Metaphor seemed destined from the start to be The Beatles’ "Back in the U.S.S.R." (1968 The Beatles album [often known as The White Album]) with this version from May 24, 2003 as Paul McCartney (the chief songwriter) and some other guys perform live in Moscow’s Red Square, when Mikhail Gorbachev’s glasnost (more open government) for a time led to much better relations between Russia and the West (I doubt Paul would dare try this again under the Putin regime although this fierce dictator might not understand the irony/satire in a song that seems to praise Vladimir’s old Soviet memories).
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