Thursday, April 9, 2026

Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die plus Short Takes on some other cinematic topics  

“This Is the Worst Trip I’ve Ever Been On”
(a line from the Beach Boys' 1966 hit "Sloop John B")


Reviews and Comments by Ken Burke


I invite you to join me on a regular basis to see how my responses to current cinematic offerings compare to the critical establishment, which I’ll refer to as either the CCAL (Collective Critics at Large) if they’re supportive or the OCCU (Often Cranky Critics Universe) when they go negative.  However, due to COVID concerns I’m mostly addressing streaming options with limited visits to theaters, where I don’t think I’ve missed much anyway, though better options may be coming soon.  (Note: Anything in bold blue [or near purple] is a link to something in the above title or the review.)


My reviews’ premise: “You can’t please everyone, so you got to please yourself.”

(from "Garden Party" by Rick Nelson and the Stone Canyon Band, 1972 album of the song’s name)

However, if you’d like to know more about rationale of my ratings visit this explanatory site.


    Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die (Gore Verbinski)
                                  rated R    134 min.


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If you can abide plot spoilers read on, but this blog’s intended for those who’ve seen the film or want to save some $ (as well as recognizing those readers like me who just aren’t that tech-savvy).  To help any of you who want to learn more details yet avoid these all-important plot-reveals I’ll identify any give-away sentences/sentence-clusters with colors plus arrows: 

⇒The first and last words will be noted with arrows and red.⇐ OK, now continue on if you prefer.


WHAT HAPPENS: At 10:10 pm on a specific night (not sure when) in L.A.’s Norm’s Diner a man (Sam Rockwell) appears and tells the 47 folks there he’s from the future (I guess his time-travel machine’s stashed somewhere, as he’s returned to his own era, re-visited Norm’s often), says he’s been here 116 times before (though no one knows him), needs to recruit a different group of 6 than he’s used previously (I forget—if I even knew—why this diner cluster holds the key to a successful cohort) to thwart a nearby 9-year-old boy from creating an AI that’ll enslave humanity in his era.  Once he’s made his choices, we get brief backstory on 3 of them: Mark (Michael Peña) and Janet (Zazie Beetz) are high-school teachers where Mark’s students are absorbed in their phones, but when he touches a phone the students rise en masse to chase him and Janet off their campus; Susan’s (Juno Temple) son, Darren (Riccardo Drayton), was killed in a school shooting so she arranged for a clone replacement, but this new “Darren” has an odd persona which disturbs Susan.  

 

 The group heads out on their mission to install programs from a USB drive into the boy’s computer which will insert humanity-embracing directives into the AI, saving us from a nightmarish future ruled by our own oppressive technology, although the AI in the Man’s era apparently knows what he’s doing, has provided obstacles to his quest in those previous 116 tries.  A couple of these attackers are killed, the others taking refuge next door to the boy, when this version’s enemies are the high-school’s teenage mob leading Mark and Janet to lure them away while the Man, Susan, and Ingrid (Haley Lu Richardson) find the boy (Artie Wilkinson-Hunt), although Ingrid backs off due to her allergy to extensive technology.  The boy (another clone) is pounding away on his keyboard yet puts up a fierce resistance, tells Ingrid the Future Man is actually her son, she should accept the intended changes.  Instead, she plugs in the USB drive which seems to bring about a better environment celebrated by the group’s survivors (including returning Mark and Janet), but the Man senses something’s wrong, that the AI has just inserted them into a fake happy ending, so he goes back to his own time, reappears at the diner where Ingrid seems to know him this time as he tells her that for operation 118 he wants to infect all humanity with her allergy so people won’t be around the machines that intend to take them over.⇐ If you’d like considerably more plot detail (there’s plenty of it), you can go here; after that, I encourage you to watch this video analysis of the movie (8:34) which explores what that ending implies (do note both of these links include Spoilers).


SO WHAT? How you might respond to this increasingly-strange movie could depend on your fascination with a collage of notable references to other stories in the various realms of sci-fi, horror, fantasy, and drama.  There may be others that eluded me, but what I saw connections to were Groundhog Day (Harold Ramis, 1993) where the same events keep mysteriously repeating, The Terminator (James Cameron, 1984) and its sequels where someone comes from the future into our present in hopes of preventing a cyber-takeover of humanity, Night of the Living Dead (George A. Romero, 1968) where ... Die's hordes of teenagers seem like zombies intent on retribution for disturbing their total attention to their cell phones, Invasion of the Body Snatchers (Don Siegel, 1956) where, in this story, clones of children resemble the humans they’ve replaced but aren’t truly replicas of the originals, and—to a much lesser extent than these other clear examples—Pulp Fiction (Quentin Tarantino, 1994) in reference to the impactful diner scenes at the beginning and end.  I enjoyed being aware of these past references, but they do beg the question of how much we’re supposed to appreciate what screenwriter Matthew Robinson has accomplished here vs. how attuned we’re supposed to be to this wealth of connections to, oh, so much which precedes … Die.  

 

 Beyond that, I also have several questions about what we see here that keep distracting me from a higher level of enjoyment with this movie, even though they might not bother you a bit; nevertheless, here are my queries.  If the Man from the Future is brilliant enough to have built his own time machine (quite a feat!) why hasn’t he been able to find a strategy to combat the AI powers in our time to prevent the cyber-takeover in his era?  Next, I’ll assume that like in this iteration of his quest some of his diner-cohort dies so do they revive again upon his next visit to our space-time location?  (That would seem to be the case as he apparently finds the same 47 occupants of the diner every time he appears there, so that moment in space-time must always be the same even though it follows into 116 variations of history that, I assume, produce no new results in the attempt to thwart the emergence of the domineering AI?)  If the Man has complete consciousness of his many previous attempts at changing the future why don’t any of the people in the diner have any such awareness, given that many of them (if not all) have been part of his previous attempts to save future humanityyet at the very end of this movie as the Man talks to Ingrid about his next strategy, she seems to be aware of what they’ve just experienced?⇐  I know, this is all fiction, but, Gore and Matthew, a few extra lines of dialogue could easily clarify my (unnecessary?) complaints, damn it!


BOTTOM LINE FINAL COMMENTS: Good Luck … opened in domestic (U.S.-Canada) theaters on February 13, 2026 (may still be found in a very few of them), has grossed so far $8.4 million (globally $9.3 million), and now can be found via streaming where it rents for $19.99 on Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, and other platforms.  The CCAL is generally supportive of you seeking out this extremely weird story, with the Rotten Tomatoes positive reviews at 83%, while the Metacritic average score is considerably lower at 66%.  If you want encouragement to delve into this difficult scenario you can read what Peter Debruge of Variety says: Such impertinence is bound to offend some audiences, even as others (Ernest Cline readers or Scott Pilgrim fans, for example) embrace it as the rare film that gets the post-ironic attitude they find on social media and in online forums. The title’s a pretty good clue to its tone. Channeling the flip, ‘Can you believe this guy?’ mojo he brought to ‘Confessions of a Dangerous Mind,’ Rockwell makes a great avatar for the cavalier stance that nothing matters when you get endless lives — a dangerous mentality among the gamer generation.”  Of course, I seek to explore such praise with more hesitation, so I turned to my long-ago Texas hometown of Austin to cite James Scott of The Austin Chronicle: "Yet that intense energy can’t sustain the movie’s two-hour runtime, even with charismatic infusions from the star-studded supporting cast. […] The overall effect leaves one wishing this were an eight-episode miniseries – a phrase I never expected to write. […] Maybe I don’t love every element here in Verbinski and Robinson’s sci-fi treatise on putting down the damn phone, but ultimately? I’m glad they’re on humanity’s side. We need every weapon [...] even the ones rated two-and-a-half stars.”  

 

 You’ll have to decide for yourself if this movie fits your viewing intentions; meanwhile, have a listen to my usual wrap-up of a Musical Metaphor, this time "The Impossible Dream" from Man of La Mancha with Peter O’Toole as Don Quixote in the movie version (Arthur Hiller, 1971; based on the 1965 Broadway event with music by Mitch Leigh, lyrics by Joe Darion, book by Dale Wasserman; it may be a bit of a silly choice, but the whole movie’s got its share of sillies also) as I see this Man from the Future as also determined to “try, when your arms are too heavy / To reach the unreachable star.”  Sadly, though, this quest may ultimately result in failure as in Gordon Lightfoot’s "Don Quixote", as he might be In vain to search again / Where no one will hear.”  Note that exploratory video cited above for ongoing considerations about these possibilities in our world.

            

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Wednesday, April 1, 2026

Short Takes on Dead Man’s Wire, People We Meet on Vacation, Lady in the Urn, and some other cinematic topics

Finally, Some Attention to a Few 2026 Releases

Reviews and Comments by Ken Burke


I invite you to join me on a regular basis to see how my responses to current cinematic offerings compare to the critical establishment, which I’ll refer to as either the CCAL (Collective Critics at Large) if they’re supportive or the OCCU (Often Cranky Critics Universe) when they go negative.  However, due to COVID concerns I’m mostly addressing streaming options with limited visits to theaters, where I don’t think I’ve missed much anyway, though better options may be coming soon.  (Note: Anything in bold blue [or near purple] is a link to something in the above title or the review.)


My reviews’ premise: “You can’t please everyone, so you got to please yourself.”

(from "Garden Party" by Rick Nelson and the Stone Canyon Band, 1972 album of the song’s name)

However, if you’d like to know more about rationale of my ratings visit this explanatory site.


 As you might have noticed, Film Reviews from Two Guys in the Dark has been dark for the last couple of weeks as your erstwhile critic’s been attending to a host of other tasks that needed immediate response; they aren’t fully done yet, but I do have some time this week to attend—at least in brief fashion—to a few of the cinematic events I’ve recently watched while addressing those other chores.  In doing so, I’m celebrating that these reviews (short as they may be) are movies that have been released in 2026 so I’m at last dealing with product from our current year now that I’ve put 2025 and its Oscar results behind me; I’m also pleased to note an independent offering from Kevin Stevenson, which he alerted me to, following my previous favorable review of his Girl Upstairs in 2024 (Two Guys are open to promoting lesser-known releases when we can, glad to do it again with Kevin to promote his filmic talent).  I just hope I can maintain this focus on 2026 releases based on what little I’ve seen of interest (to me) now available on streaming; we’ll see soon what might evolve.

               

SHORT TAKES

                

If you can abide plot spoilers read on, but this blog’s intended for those who’ve seen the film or want to save some $ (as well as recognizing those readers like me who just aren’t that tech-savvy).  To help any of you who want to learn more details yet avoid these all-important plot-reveals I’ll identify any give-away sentences/sentence-clusters with colors plus arrows: 

⇒The first and last words will be noted with arrows and red.⇐ OK, now continue on if you prefer.

 Dead Man's Wire (Gus Van Sant)  rated R   105 min.


Here’s the trailer:

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 This is a docudrama based on events in Indianapolis in February 1977 (see this site for actual details [4:06 video]) when Tony Kiritsis (Bill Skarsgård) goes to the Meridian Mortgage company for his appointment with owner M.L. Hall (Al Pacino) with complaints about their procedures leaving him in a financial bind; however, Hall’s on vacation in Florida so Tony takes his son, Richard Hall (Dacre Montgomery), hostage, affixing a shotgun to the back of his neck with wire so that any attempt at sudden rescue will result in the man’s death.  Tony adds to his crimes by commandeering a police car to transport himself and his captive back to Tony’s apartment where he binds Richard and the gun to the kitchen table, then phones in his demands which include an apology from the senior Hall.  By this time newspeople have arrived at the otherwise-vacated apartment building as Tony calls popular DJ Fred Temple (Colman Domingo) to explain how his frustrations have led to these drastic actions.  Tony finally thinks he’s gotten the concessions he wants, only to be arrested, refuses to admit insanity, spends 10 years in a mental institution.⇐  (more plot details can be found here.)  


 Dead Man’s Wire opened in domestic (U.S.-Canada) theaters on January 9, 2026, has taken in $2.2 million so far ($2.6 worldwide), is most likely now best available through streaming where it rents from Amazon Prime Video and Apple TV for $5.99.  The CCAL’s a bit split on whether you should do that with Rotten Tomatoes positive reviews at 92%, but Metacritic average score's at 68%.  In a way, once you know what’s happened so long ago you could just be satisfied with reading summary news reports of the weird events, yet Van Sant does make it effectively tense/watchable, so I’ll say it seems well worth your time to consider taking a look.  While you’re debating on the viewing choice, take a listen to my usual review-ending device of a Musical Metaphor, this time one snatched from the soundtrack, the Yes song "I've Seen All Good People" (on 1971’s The Yes Album) as Tony sees himself as a hero for the downtrodden, part of the “good people … so satisfied, I’m on my way … [with the attitude of] “Just remember that the goal / Is for us all to capture all we want, anywhere,” yet he needs to heed the warning of Don’t surround yourself with yourself.”  Tony’s stubborn sense of self-worth just brought him more difficulties, turning such a sad situation into a much sadder result.


                 People We Meet on Vacation (Brett Haley)
                               rated PG-13   116 min.


Here’s the trailer:



 This one seems to me to be When Harry Met Sally (Rob Reiner, 1989) at a travel agency because it’s about 2 young adults from Linfield, OH who first meet at Boston College, then agree to go together on an annual, spontaneous, platonic 1-week summer vacation somewhere no matter who else they’re involved with, whatever else they’re doing (so we get to see a bit of New Orleans and other locations).  The woman, Poppy (Emily Bader), is a NYC-based travel writer so some of her expenses can be business write-offs; the man, Alex (Tom Blyth), is a teacher who ends up back in Linfield.  2 years ago they were in Tuscany with their significant others, got into a spat, Alex proposed to Sarah (Sarah Catherine Hook), they married but divorced with Alex admitting he was too hung up on Poppy.  In the present, they meet again in Barcelona for Alex’s brother David’s (Miles Heizer) wedding, finally admit their mutual love but Poppy needs time to figure out what to do (Should I cue Linda Ronstadt’s “Different Drum” with The Stone Poneys?  Nah, if you really want to hear it, go look it up on YouTube.) so he storms off.  Later, she quits her job, moves to Linfield, reconnects with Alex.  A year later (surprise!) they’re living together in NYC.⇐  (for more plot details go here)  This is all pleasant enough but quite predictable, though the travel locations are nice to see.  The CCAL’s marginally impressed with RT positives at 76%, MC average score at 50%; if you’re in the mood for such, you’ll need to turn to Netflix where it’s free to subscribers.  If you’d rather just hear my Musical Metaphor, it’s once again taken from the movie’s soundtrack, Chris Norman & Suzi Quantro’s "Stumblin' In" (1978 album If You Knew Suzi …) in light of Poppy and Alex’s stumbling-along relationship: “Our love is a flame, burning within / Now and then firelight will catch us stumblin’ in.”  You may be better off, though, with Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan in … Sally, yet even as that story has lots of enjoyable moments (Especially “I’ll have what she’s having.”) I do think Reiner and screenwriter Nora Ephron were borrowing too much from Woody Allen back then.


                             Lady in the Urn (Kevin Stevenson)
                                           rated TV-MA    69 min.


Here’s the trailer:


 Part of the Supernatural Horror subgenre of “Creepy Cinema” which traces its heritage back at least to The Exorcist (William Friedkin, 1973), … Urn’s successfully unnerving, not graphically gruesome.  Sharon (Hannah Mandel) and Niv (Andrew Chen) return to their apartment after her mother’s funeral, bringing the urn of Mom’s ashes, which she treats respectfully until strange sounds/events cause her to think Mom’s haunting them (it gets dangerous when gas spews from the kitchen stove) Then, the building super, Thomas (Chris Spinelli), says their dwelling’s previous tenant, Patty, disappeared, adding his assumption she was murdered.  Sharon has bad dreams, acts strange thinking she’s taken over by Mom’s spirit, yet when Niv and close friend Ashley (Coral Cataldo) bring in Madame Elena (Deborah Benson Wald) for a “cleansing” we find the occupier is actually Patty.  While the fright level steadily builds with Sharon’s responses and mysterious music (enhanced by most action being within the confines of the apartment) the tension intensifies when Thomas again joins Niv and Ashley, with Sharon/Patty making it clear he killed Patty, then chopped up her body.  Gas is used again to knock everybody out except Sharon/Patty who uses a knife to kill Thomas, then leads the others to the countryside where Patty’s skull is unearthed, Thomas’ body is dumped there, Niv scatters Mom’s ashes, Patty leaves, Sharon regains her own consciousness.⇐ 

 

 The plot’s more obvious toward the end, but overall the disturbing mood’s properly done.  However, you'll have to trust me on pursuing … Urn as the Critical Community’s mostly silent: RT has 1 review, Mikal CG of Film Threat gives it 6.5 of 10; at IMDb Jim McLennan offers a C+.  You can see it on a TV with your Roku box (or whatever) to go to tubi; it’s free but you must endure commercial interruptions (clusters of 5, 7, 6, 7) which add roughly 20 min. to your viewing time (or go to this site to get to a tubi link on your computer).  As for a Musical Metaphor, I took the easy route in the 2 reviews above by pulling something used briefly in their soundtracks, but for … Urn I finally came to Pink Floyd’s "Brain Damage" (The Dark Side of the Moon, 1973) both because this video uses imagery of political figures some would call “lunatics,” just as someone who doesn’t realize all we know of Sharon might say that about her and especially for these lyrics: “You lock the door and throw away the key / And there’s someone in my head, but it’s not me” as Patty manifests herself, overtaking Sharon.  Creepy, true, but well-done overall if you’re OK with indulging in this sort of fare.


Related Links Which You Might Find Interesting:

 

We encourage you to visit the Summary of Two Guys Reviews for our past posts* (scroll to the bottom of this Summary page to see additional info about your wacky critic, Ken Burke, along with contact info and a great retrospective song list).  Overall notations for this blog—including Internet formatting craziness beyond our control—may be found at our Two Guys in the Dark homepage.  If you’d like to Like us on Facebook (yes?) please visit our Facebook page.  We appreciate your support whenever and however you can offer it unto us!  Please also note that to Post a Comment below about our reviews you need to have either a Google account (which you can easily get at https://accounts.google.com/NewAccount if you need to sign up) or other sign-in identification from the pull-down menu below before you preview or post.  You can also leave comments at our Facebook page, although you may have to somehow register with us there in order to comment (FB procedures: frequently perplexing mysteries for us aged farts).

 

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