Reviews and Comments by Ken Burke
I invite you to join me to see how my responses to current cinematic offerings compare to the critical establishment, which I will call either the CCAL (Collective Critics at Large) if they’re supportive or the OCCU (Often Cranky Critics Universe) when they go negative. However, due to ongoing COVID-19 concerns on my part I’m focusing on streaming these days with limited visits to theaters. (Note: Anything here in bold blue [or near purple] is a link to something in the above title or in the review.) This blog’s been operational since mid-December 2011, often with ridiculously-long reviews from me, but other ongoing responsibilities now require me to be very brief in order to have time to post anything each week, although I’ll include links to informative sites for useful enhancement.
My reviews’ premise: “You can’t please everyone, so you got to please yourself.”
(from "Garden Party" by Rick Nelson and the Stone Canyon Band, 1972 album of the song’s name)
However, if you’d like to know more about rationale of my ratings visit this explanatory site.
11/13/2026—In recent postings I’ve noted weeks where other tasks forced me to be quite brief in my compromised-intention of already-concise reviews. Sadly for me, who yearns for an expanded trove of photographs and paragraphs, that situation has now generally become constant so I’m afraid Film Reviews from Two Guys in the Dark will continue until further notice as a sort of CliffsNotes on current cinema with links to help better fill in what I’d prefer to say myself. There may also be some weeks that I’ll post later than Wednesday/Thursday or have to skip entirely, so if you miss finding something new from me just please be patient because I’ll return just as soon as I can,
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London lawyer Maia Martin (Gal Gadot) faces an important trial later today as her star witness will testify a mob boss is guilty of murder, but while she’s on a morning run she gets an ominous call (voice of Damian Lewis) her young son’s been kidnapped, will die after an hour unless she runs a great distance to the hotel where the witness is secured, then kills him. Most of the rest of this movie deals with the difficulties she encounters on her fraught mission; however, you'll have to go to this site to explore the details of her intense journey (beware of Spoilers). The Runner came to life on Amazon Prime Video on September 2, 2026 where it’s free to existing subscribers (or they have a 30-days-free policy, then continue at $8.99 monthly if you like); the ICCU would tell you not to waste your time, though, with the Rotten Tomatoes positive reviews at a miserable 11% (56 reviews), the Metacritic average score (higher for once, but still not supportive) at 28% (14 reviews—most critics couldn’t be bothered to even watch it seems). It wasn’t easy finding supportive commentary with even the attempts of something good to say still coupled with distain, as evidenced by Scott Collura (MC 50) of IGN: “Gal Gadot does everything she can to keep things, well, running, and director Kevin Macdonald does imbibe his film with some decent set pieces as Gadot’s character becomes increasingly desperate in her mission. But the wrap-up of the story is unsatisfying, and Damian Lewis is underused in his role as the enigmatic Caller." Lukewarm at best.
More common are comments such as those from Peter Travers of The Travers Take (MC 25): “All becomes clear in the risible twist ending that is so hard to swallow you might choke on it. If someone asks you to watch ‘The Runner’ with them, go with a two-word answer: hard pass.” Yet, naïve me found it to be exciting, generally satisfying entertainment (even as it does get somewhat repetitious at times), which given its price and running time I wouldn’t consider it a waste of your viewing options even if it’s not as fabulous as a long-ago tale of another woman running desperately to prevent a tragedy, Run Lola Run (Tom Tykwer, 1998 [this one would get 5 stars from me if I were actually reviewing it]). The Runner is about the challenge of near-constant movement for an ultimate purpose, but it’s also about the enforced trauma of time (and distance, making me sound likes it’s a velocity formula, as if I know much about physics anyway) so for my closing Musical Metaphor I’ll choose Pink Floyd’s "Time" (1973 The Dark Side of the Moon album) with relevant lyrics like “And you run, and you run / To catch up with the sun, but it’s sinking / And racing around / To come up behind you again.” There’s a lot more to the song, yet even just this aspect reminds me why I find some value in The Runner that most in the OCCU don’t see as feasible. The choice is up to you,
(In this photo Pat on left, Ken on right.) If you’d like to know more about the Two Guys “wisdom” in this blog you can go here for links to our past reviews, our homepage, our Facebook page, sign-up for a Google account to reply to us, & Ken Burke’s email address if you want direct correspondence.
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