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Materialists (Celine Song) rated R 116 min.
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If you can abide plot spoilers read on, but this blog’s intended for those who’ve seen the film or want to save some $ (as well as recognizing those readers like me who just aren’t that tech-savvy). To help any of you who want to learn more details yet avoid these all-important plot-reveals I’ll identify any give-away sentences/sentence-clusters with colors plus arrows:
⇒The first and last words will be noted with arrows and red.⇐ OK, now continue on if you prefer.
WHAT HAPPENS: After an opening scene of the first marriage as a caveman gives his partner a ring, we jump to the present to meet Lucy Mason (Dakota Johnson), a successful matchmaker at the NYC office of Adore where she’s celebrated at her branch by leading some of her clients to 8 weddings with another coming up. She has no love life of her own, though, resigning herself to being a bachelorette unless she meets the right (rich) man. Part of her attitude comes from the increasingly-unrealistic expectations of her clients including middle-aged Mark (John Magaro) who insists that even someone as old as 31 is too aged for him; on the other end of that spectrum is Sophie (Zoë Winters) who’s desperate enough to try just about anybody, but so far nothing has worked out for her. Lucy attends the wedding of her 9th success only to find soon-to-be bride Charlotte’s (Louisa Jacobson) privately crying, afraid she’s marrying more out of obligation than true love, so Lucy has to convince the upset woman to go through with it anyway. At the reception Lucy’s approached by wealthy financier Harry Castillo (Pedro Pascal), the groom’s brother, who makes overtures to her even as she refutes his advances.1 At that same event she also meets old boyfriend John Finch (Chris Evans), they go outside to smoke and reminisce a bit—they broke up due to her frustration with both of them being poor all the time; he’s now doing odd jobs, such as being a server at this reception, while still hoping for a break in his aspiring career as a stage actor.2
1Lucy’s initial response to Harry reminds me of another song from Graceland, "Gumboots," where the singer says to a female friend, “You don’t feel you could love me, but I feel you could.” (And, of course, there’s also another relevant line for this movie: “Hey, you know, breakdowns come and breakdowns go, so / What are you going to do about it? That’s what I want to know.” Inform me too!)
2Damn! That reminds me of another Paul Simon song, "Still Crazy After All These Years" (on his 1975 album of the same name) where he sings: “I met my old lover / On the street last night / She seemed so glad to see me / I just smiled / And we talked about some old times / And we drank ourselves some beers / Still crazy after all these years.” Paul refuses to retire and I refuse to let him.
Harry persists anyway, taking Lucy to upscale restaurants, insisting he’s really interested in her as she finally accepts his overtures and him as her lover. Back at work, Lucy sets Sophie up with Mark who tells her he really enjoyed the date; however, Lucy’s boss, Violet (Marin Ireland), reveals Mark assaulted Sophie who’s now suing the firm (but not Lucy individually). Despite being told to avoid Sophie because of the lawsuit, Lucy tracks her down anyway, tries to apologize, but is angrily dismissed as a “pimp”; Lucy and Harry also attend a play John’s in (well received), but in an after-show conversation Lucy takes a comment the wrong way, leaves in a huff (or, as Groucho Marx once said, “If that’s too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff.” [from the hilarious Duck Soup, Leo McCarey,1933; available on Amazon Prime Video; see it!]). Then, Lucy prepares to go on a trip to Iceland with Harry, finds an engagement ring in his luggage, later that night in bed she sees scars on his legs indicating he had surgery to increase his height; that doesn’t really bother her as much as their conversation about it in which they realize they’re compatible but not really in love so they break up. Lucy has no immediate home, though, because she sublet her apartment during the intended Iceland trip so she seeks out John who suggests they take a trip upstate (he’s got some cash from the play) which leads to crashing a wedding reception, a kiss, his desire to get back together vs. her hesitancy. ⇒That night Lucy gets a panicked call from Sophie that Mark’s outside her apartment, the police won’t help, so Lucy and John rush back to the city to find Mark gone; Lucy helps Sophie get a restraining order against Mark as the women reconcile, as does Lucy with John. As this all wraps up, Sophie gets an acceptable dating match, Harry becomes an Adore client, Lucy’s promoted to head the NYC branch, John proposes with an inexpensive ring like the long-ago caveman’s, Lucy accepts, & credits roll as we see many couples getting their marriage licenses.⇐
SO WHAT? After not being as enthralled as I’d wanted to be by much of what I’d seen and written about from this June and most of July (which I’ve detailed in a couple of my most recent postings, so if you want more details just consult the Blog Archive on the right side of this page as I don’t care to enumerate all of that again), I finally got something that worked a bit better for me (and especially for my "I want to see some human interest" wife, Nina, with a welcome shift away from the fighting, deaths, and car chases in those recent explorations) with a charming rom-com, Jane Austen Wrecked My Life (Laura Piani), presented for your consideration last week. Well, this week provides another successful rom-com with Materialists, although both of these recent movies are more rom than com, so don’t be expecting a solid dose of belly-laughs from either of them. This is Song’s second feature, after her critically-successful story of a sort-of-love-triangle drama, Past Lives (2023), which scored 95% positive from Rotten Tomatoes, an almost unheard-of 94% average score from Metacritic, and an equally-rare 4½ stars of 5 from me; sadly enough, I don’t think of Materialists as being of that caliber (and I guess I’m getting pickier in my advancing age, as—excepting some of the 2024 films I finally got a chance to stream last spring—I’ve been very stingy this year so far about going up to the level of 4 stars, save for my fairly-recent embrace of Eephus [Carson Lund], as I just can’t seem to get past a 3½-stars decision) as it’s a very pleasant story supported by fine acting although in retrospect it does seem a bit predictable (But how much variety do you want in a genre movie anyway?), even as Lucy does come to realize that her prior self-demand of a rich partner may not necessarily be what she truly wants after all. (In respect to my Spoilers revelation policy that’s all I’ll say, though you might want to see more in that blue text.⇑)
There’s also the rather-unexpected twist that based on what we see of some of Lucy’s clients the stated satisfactions of a matched relationship may not be what they really desire after all, just as with Mark we learn how appearances can be deceiving (in the dating environment, other types of hiring, or just social interactions in general) as he’s irritatingly-particular but with no prior evidence of what a true monster he is (another aspect of this story that tampers with standard expectations of what we assume we’ll find in something billed as at least somewhat of a comedy). Bottom line—oh, wait, that comes just below, but I’ll go with 2 bottoms—I enjoyed Materialists a good bit (even though everyone lives until the end—well, I guess those cave people eventually passed away a long time ago), yet when it’s done there’s nothing to really reminisce about. OK, on to that actual review end segment.
BOTTOM LINE FINAL COMMENTS: The CCAC isn’t as wild about this Song offering as they were regarding Past Lives either, with the Rotten Tomatoes positive reviews at 79% while the Metacritic average score drops down to 69%; as clear evidence of those responses we have generally-supportive commentary from Owen Gleiberman of Variety: “ ‘Materialists’ sounds like a romantic comedy, and its distributor, A24, is certainly selling it as one. Yet the film is more like a beguiling contradiction — a rom-com played straight. While it’s all too easy to imagine the breezy ’90s version of this movie (Sandra Bullock as a matchmaker…who can’t match with anyone herself…until she meets the mismatch of her dreams!), “Materialists” is very much not that movie. It’s a sharp and serious social romantic drama full of telling observations about the way we live now, and about how connected that is (or not) to the way we’ve always lived. And there’s a dark side to it. It’s ‘Sex and the City’ filtered through a sobering reality check. […] The film doesn’t give you a surge, and that could limit its popular appeal. ‘Sex and the City’ had a way of staying light and bubbly. 'Materialists,' at times, feels like ‘Sex and the City’ made by Eric Rohmer. Yet I mean that (mostly) as a compliment, even if the film, at least at the box office, may not end up showing you the money.” However, if you want a full dismissal, you can always turn to Odie Henderson of The Boston Globe: “The new film by writer-director Celine Song is being pitched to you as a light romantic comedy and date movie, which it most decidedly is not. Song deconstructs rom-com tropes in service to a much meaner drama, with unlikable characters, a flimsy love triangle, and a dark subplot that is poorly handled. […] Song’s cynical examination of the romantic comedy is so confused that you can’t tell if she’s giving the genre the thumbs up or the middle finger. The title suggests the latter, but wait until you see the end of this movie. […] The film makes you think it’s better and more respectable than the average rom-com, only to end the exact same way they all do. A24 made a killing by releasing what critics called ‘elevated horror.’ Now, the studio is peddling the ‘elevated rom-com,’ a new genre I hope I never have to see again.” I've got a vague feeling that Mr. Henderson's no fan of this movie!
Nevertheless, if Odie’s comments haven’t scared you away (he sure tried his best), you can possibly find Materialists at 1 of the 132 domestic (U.S.-Canada) theaters where it’s still playing (opened on June 13, 2025, largest presence was at 2,844 venues, has made $36.3 million so far [globally $52.1 million]) or turn to streaming where it rents for $19.99 from Amazon Prime Video or Apple TV+ (plus a couple of others I'm not familiar with). Until then, maybe you’d like to hear my Musical Metaphor, “Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me a Match” (sorry, I couldn’t think of anything else relevant by Paul Simon) from the Broadway play/film adaptation Fiddler on the Roof (this clip’s from Norman Jewison’s 1971 version) where the 3 oldest daughters of Tevye (Chaim Topol)—Tzeitel (Rosalind Harris), Hodel (Michele Marsh), Chava (Neva Small)—first fantasize about an ideal mate, then end up not wanting a match, unless he’s fabulous! (Sound familiar? Maybe they should time travel and have a chat with Lucy, if she’s not dumpster diving with John or hooking Harry up with someone). You know, what the hell! I'll give you a third bottom line this week, which is if you want a much better look at a difficult romantic triangle situation you surely should watch George Cukor's classic, The Philadelphia Story (1940) starring Katherine Hepburn, Cary Grant, and James Stewart (sorry, though, no gunplay or car chases in this one either, not that the story and/or dialogue needed such).
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