Thursday, August 31, 2023

Past Lives, Daliland, and Short Takes on some other cinematic topics

Even More Persistence of Memory

Reviews and Comments by Ken Burke


 Salvador Dalí’s most famous painting, The Persistence of Memory (1931), is a small part of the plot in Dalíland, reviewed far below, but we never get to see it in the film so I wanted to share it here in my extrapolation of its name to this current blog title because it’s a specific reference to a key flashback scene in that film as well as being conceptually connected to the main thrusts of both of these intriguing cinematic works which I couldn’t write concisely enough about to put either in my Short Takes section.  However, I did have to struggle with myself over the ratings to give each film reviewed this week because not unlike Oppenheimer (Christopher Nolan [review in our August 17, 2023]) where I just couldn’t go higher than 4 stars because I honestly believe it’s too long (not that I’m opposed to 3-hour-films, with The Godfather [Francis Ford Coppola, 1972] one of my 5-stars-standards [of what I've reviewed; there are many more over the decades), I just couldn’t take Dalíland up to 4 stars because I feel we need to see some of this master’s paintings in the film (maybe there was a copyright problem, but given the arc of the story I still insist on incorporating some of his grand output), just as I think Past Lives could be considered for 5 stars but upon reflection I don’t see it as quite a tent pole of cinematic achievement over the years in the same vein as those of The Godfather trilogy, Citizen Kane (Orson Welles, 1941), or any of the few others I’ve noted with that distinction.  Of course, 4½ stars for Past Lives may end up making it my top choice for 2023 (no problem), but we’ll have to see how it all works out over the rest of this year's releases.


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     Past Lives (Celine Song)   rated PG-13   106 min.


Here’s the trailer:

        (Use the full screen button in the image’s lower right to enlarge its size; 

        activate the same button or use “esc” keyboard key to return to normal.)


If you can abide plot spoilers read on, but this blog’s intended for those who’ve seen the film or want to save some $ (as well as recognizing those readers like me who just aren’t that tech-savvy).  To help any of you who want to learn more details yet avoid these all-important plot-reveals I’ll identify any give-away sentences/sentence-clusters with colors plus arrows: 

⇒The first and last words will be noted with arrows and red.⇐ OK, now continue on if you prefer.


What Happens: We're in a bar where Korean Hae Sung (Teo Yoo), Korean-American Nora (Greta Lee), and American Arthur (John Magaro) are talking with each other as unseen patrons try to guess their relationships.  We find out the long way as the action shifts back 24 years to Seoul where 9-year-old Na Young (Seung Ah Moon as Nora, then going by her birth name) and young Hae Sung (Seung Min Yim) are classmates/friends who spend a lot of time together, even encouraged in that by their parents, but it comes to a quick end when Na Young moves with her family to Toronto, losing all contact with Hae Sung.  12 years later, Hae Sung’s still in Seoul having just finished military service, hanging out and drinking with his friends.  Na Young, now going by Nora, has moved to NYC, is pursuing a career as a writer, discovers a Facebook post from Hae Sung who’s trying to find her.  They connect via Skype, have many conversations, discuss visiting but neither can get away at present, then she puts their talks on hold to better focus on her emerging career even as he’s headed to China to see what he can find there.  What she finds at a writers’ retreat in the countryside is a quick connection with Arthur which leads to marriage (she tells him of the Korean concept of in-yeon, which says if strangers meet they’ve had many past lives together, though she believes it’s just a façade for immediate seduction).  In the present she’s a playwright, Arthur’s an author when Hae Sung contacts her again, comes to NYC to visit.  They tour the city, chat a lot, then she finds out he’s no longer with his girlfriend because the woman finds him ordinary: he's not making enough money.


 Arthur can sense there’s still an attraction between his wife and her long-ago-friend, but she assures him their marriage is all she wants, even as he raises the possibility of how their lives might have been different if she’s met someone else first at the retreat.  The 3 of them go to dinner, then to the bar where the film began, as the conversation shifts to just Korean between Nora and Hae Sung, Arthur patiently watching them, no idea what they're saying but it gets more intense.  ⇒Hae Sung also offers missed possibilities of how he and Nora might have more-fully-connected years ago.  Back at Nora and Arthur’s apartment Hae Sung talks of possible past lives between him and Nora, wonders what the next one might be, they don’t know; after she walks him to his Uber ride she collapses, sobbing in Arthur’s arms.⇐   (Side note: When my wife, Nina, and I met, 36 years ago, a psychic told us we’d been together 63 previous lives, so, despite neither of us fully believing in that sort of thing, I understand Hae Sung’s sense of long connection with Nora, even if it’s just a myth.)


So What? You’d think for a film that could end up as my top pick of 2023 I’d have more to say about it—not that something I like can’t conjure up a wealth of words for me, as with my lengthy explorations of Barbie (Greta Gerwig) and Oppenheimer (Christopher Nolan)—it’s just that some artistic experiences (in film or other media) just seem so direct in impact to me I feel someone should experience them as they're presented rather than me trying to find ways of putting those famous thousands of words to stand in for notable pictures on screen.  (Which doesn’t mean other critics can’t find a lot to say about something that leaves me semi-speechless, so if you want more detail than I’ve provided I’d suggest you explore Manohla Dargis in The New York Times, David Fear in Rolling Stone, Adrian Horton in The Guardian—or if you prefer concise and would like an addition to Two Guys in the Dark [don’t plan on me being restrained on a regular basis, though] you could read this review from Anthony Lane in The New Yorker.Once you’ve begun indulging in the wide, wide world of critical responses to this film you might even want to connect with the Rotten Tomatoes link I cite in the next section here just below, as it offers a couple of hundred options to choose from.


 So, while much could be said about Past Lives, the plot’s straightforward: 2 meet as children, 1—a girl—moves halfway around the world so they lose contact, she grows into a woman who wants to establish a career as a writer then by pure chance meets the man who’ll become her husband, years later the childhood friend tracks her down, comes to visit.  That’s essentially all there is to this film regarding events, thus—unlike the plot complexities of Barbie and Oppenheimer—the impact here is in the subtle interactions of the 3 main characters focused on dialogue, facial expressions, body language.  Past Lives is the diametrical-opposite of such fare as the Mission Impossible, Indiana Jones, and The Fast and Furious series, so if you’re looking for something in those directions you probably should stay away from this sort-of-love-story that begins in Korea long ago, ultimately migrates to NYC where a potential triangle emerges among the main characters, although nothing short of repressed desire comes of it.  (OK, I gave a bit of a Spoiler; sorry, but see the film anyway.)


Bottom Line Final Comments: Past Lives opened domestically on June 2, 2023 (may still be in a very few theaters), has made to date $10.7 million in box-office-returns (a little bit more worldwide for a $10.9 million total) so, if you accept my hearty encouragement to see it (don't ignore me where this one's concerned), you’ll most likely need to turn to streaming where you can choose from Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV+, and other platforms with the only limitation being you need to spend $19.99 to buy, rather than rent, this film (I’ll say emphatically it’s worth it, even if you don’t normally build up a personal streaming library).  The CCAL couldn’t be much more supportive as the Rotten Tomatoes positive reviews are at an astounding 98% (not a fluke, as this represents 201 responses) while the Metacritic average score is an almost-unheard-of (for them) 94% (far and away the highest result of anything both they and I have reviewed this year).  As noted way back up at the beginning of this posting, my rating of 4½ stars is a rare decision for me, the only 4½ I’ve given all year out of only 12 ever since this blog began in December 2011 (with only 12 5-stars ratings as well, none since a couple in early 2022); however, I was quite touched by the simplicity of honest emotions in Past Lives where both men in Nora’s life legitimately wonder what their situations with her might have been had just a few things been different in the flow of events in their past years.


 I can fully relate to this—maybe it’s why I find this film so marvelous—because I unexpectedly met Nina at a 1987 Paul Simon Graceland concert in Berkeley, CA with likely no possibility we’d ever have run into each other again except as events unfolded that particular night; you can speculate forever, as the characters in Past Lives do, on “what might have been,” but unlikely connections provide a short window of opportunity that usually must be seized when it’s available as no second chances are likely to occur.  The sorrow that comes for 2 of the main characters in Past Lives is a quiet manifestation of such a missed connection, with 1 of them weighing the “what might have been” against the reality of “what is,” as a one-time-potential-lover comes into, then goes from her life while the husband (with whom she has no qualms) is still there for her, even as he’s aware of the sorrow in his wife over her “might have been” flights of fantasy.  Relationships sometimes come easy to some of us although it may be rare when they work out over the long haul, for others it seems to take forever—if at all—for a decent connection to occur, but even then there are no guarantees.  Past Lives gently hints at all of this without getting melodramatic or harsh, allowing us to make tasteful observations that may ring true or remind us how fragile a seemingly-solid-interpersonal-commitment may be, depending on how we nurture it or how it may be assaulted by outside forces.  


 As noted, Past Lives may be my favorite 2023 film; if not, I truly look forward to whatever might be better.  For now, though, I’ll just close these comments with my usual device of a Musical Metaphor, which in this case may be a more optimistic plea than any of our 3 protagonists are able to muster: the great Canadian singer-songwriter’s non-blaming-approach in “Hey, That’s No Way to Say Goodbye” (on the 1967 Songs of Leonard Cohen album) at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-bJPmasXKs where he implores a former lover to Walk me to the corner, our steps will always rhyme / You know my love goes with you as your love stays with me / It’s just the way it changes, like the shoreline and the sea / But let’s not talk of love or chains and things we can’t untie”; as Hae Sung leaves, Nora’s “eyes are soft with sorrow” because, even with an invitation to visit him in Seoul, she’s clearly not ready yet to “say goodbye.”  If I’m accurate in how you might receive this film, you may not be ready either to say “goodbye” when it’s over as it makes its impact efficiently, then ends.


             Dalíland (Mary Harron)   rated 16+    98 min.


Here’s the trailer:


       Before reading further, please refer to the plot spoilers warning detailed far above.


 As a former art major myself, Salvador Dalí’s always been one of my favorite painters (given the complexity of his subjects, his exquisite command of representational technique even of the most fantastic elements on his canvases) so I was glad to find Dalíland available on streaming after its theatrical debut a couple of months ago (I’ll designate a bit of it in Spoiler mode as I’m not sure which of the events depicted are fictional).  What we encounter in this film is at least rooted in fact as the famous Surrealist and his controlling wife, Gala (born Elena Ivanovna Diakonova, 1894, in the Russian Empire; in 1917 she became married for a time to Surrealist poet Paul Éluard until they divorced, her later marrying Dalí in 1934; you’ll find considerably more about her than you’ll learn in the film by reading this article), as you can learn here, were in fact in one of their frequent residencies at NYC’s St. Regis Hotel in 1973 (flowing into 1974 for that portion of the film) as depicted, although her affair with Jeff Fenholt (Zachary Nachbar-Seckel) apparently came a bit later, but back in ’73 he was truly starring on Broadway in the title role of Jesus Christ Superstar (Andrew Lloyd Webber, Tim Rice).*  In Dalíland the great artist is played by Ben Kingsley (Ezra Miller as the much younger Dalí in flashbacks), Gala by Barbara Sukowa (Avital Lvova as her younger self) with other actual folks including Amanda Lear (Andreja Pejić), a French model/actress/singer/media personality, etc. who served as Dalí’s muse for years (although not technically his lover as he seemed repulsed by female genitalia so seemingly the only woman he ever had sex with was Gala; he did like to clandestinely watch others in the act, though), hanger-on at Dalí’s lavish parties rock star Alice Cooper (Mark McKenna), and Dalí secretary/life-organizer (working within the constraints imposed by domineering Gala) Captain Peter Moore (Rupert Graves); possibly others in the cast also represent real people, but I couldn’t say who, even if you held a loaded paint brush to my head.


*When I lived in NYC (borough of Queens, community of Flushing) from August 1972-December ’73 I never went to the St. Regis—or anywhere else the Manhattan swells were likely to congregate—never saw Dalí anywhere, but I did see … Superstar on the Great White Way somewhere in that time-frame so I witnessed Fenholt doing a marvelous job in a spectacular production (along with Carl Anderson as Judas, Yvonne Elliman as Mary Magdalene, both of whom continued those roles in the 1973 film adaptation [Norman Jewison] which opened on August 15 of that year, just after the play finished its original run at the end of June; Ted Neeley got the Jesus role in the film, after playing a smaller part in the Broadway production, so I must have seen him on stage as well but don't recall).


 One clearly fictional character, though, is actually the film’s lead, James Linton (Christopher Briney), a young man who once studied art in college but turned to more business-oriented-topics, beginning in this film as an employee of Dalí’s Manhattan gallery where the master is scheduled to open a new exhibition in just 3 weeks even though he’s notably short on enough work for a reasonable show, so he’s under constant pressure from Gala and gallery manager Christoffe (Alexander Beyer).  Dalí decides he wants James as his personal assistant during this pressure-cooker-time (though Gala’s consistently rude to him), when the artist gets an inspiration to put paint on the butts and beasts of naked models, then press those body parts to canvas or paper as the foundation for his new imagery (we never see much of the final results, so this whole scenario may be fictional too).  Sadly, even though the show gets a positive review in one major paper, Dalí (along with angry Gala) is heartbroken he’s now being dismissed by the art establishment as none of the prominent critics even were assigned to cover the opening.  In frustration he heads back to Europe while James is fired at the gallery, only to be taken on again by Captain Moore who sees potential in the youngster.  (James also sees Dalí’s  routine of signing stacks of blank papers onto which supposed-original-lithographs will be put, yet the likelihood is those will simply be cheap reproductions sold for much more than they’re worth, to feed Gala’s insatiable need for additional income to support her luxurious-lifestyle.)  


 As our story progresses we get a 1929 flashback of Dalí meeting Gala where his immediate attraction led to dependence on her for almost everything, but you can tell she does respect his talent (may truly love him) when she’s stunned by seeing his Persistence of Memory (Dalí has previously admitted to James he hates contemporary abstraction, feels he’s superior to other current artists but still lacks the abilities of titans such as Vermeer and Velázquez).  James is easily seduced into Dalí’s swirl of sex and debauchery (actively with Amanda) but wants to protect his mentor when he finds Gala gave a prized-portrait of her by Dalí to her ongoing-infatuation with Fenholt, who intends to sell it to help finance the music studio he needs to further his ambitions as a rock star; yet, when James tell Dalí about this the old man turns on him but eventually confronts Gala, as he seems to finally be tired of her constant affairs.  ⇒This film begins with actual footage of Dalí on the CBS game show, What’s My Line? (1950-’67) where masked panelist Arlene Francis guesses his identity, then we shift to 1985 to see him as old, frail.  At the end we’re back to that year as James now has a small gallery in NYC’s East Village, Gala’s dead (1982), Dalí seems to be withering away in dementia (will die in 1989) but does see James who returns to the old man a book James compiled long ago of the artist’s intentionally-differing-signatures used to illustrate his ongoing-complexity.⇐




 Despite my interest in/support of this film (with appreciation for another marvelous performance by Kingsley) the OCCU wouldn’t give you much encouragement with the RT positive reviews at a paltry 46%, the MC average score at a surprisingly-higher 59%.  Its record during the theatrical release run (seems to be done now) isn’t so encouraging either with only $82.8 thousand domestic sales, a worldwide total of $477 thousand; still, I found it to be quite enjoyable so if you’d like to catch it on streaming you’ll find a $6.99 rental available on Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV+, etc.  Or, if you just want to know more about Dalí you could explore this extensive site, but you also need to view some of his painting and learn a bit about them so go here for that experience (scroll down past the Dalís to also find some famous works from another Spanish master, Pablo Picasso).  For my Musical Metaphor, I’m moving away from James back to Dalí in his insatiable devotion to Gala with a somewhat-Surrealistic-song from Bob Dylan, “Love Minus Zero/No Limit” (on his 1965 Bringing It All Back Home album) at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZzyRcySgK8 where some lyrics seem to speak to the reverence this famous man had for his wife: “She knows there’s no success like failure / And that failure’s no success at all” […] “My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge, but we privately get the sense he knows she’s not as fabulous as he’d like to believe: “My love she’s like some raven / At my window with a broken wing.”  


 Now, if you've got another hour to kill, here's a rambling aside: By putting Dalí with Dylan here I’m revisiting how I’d done that for one of my film history classes where I showed the nightmarish Dalí-Luis Buñuel collaboration, Un Chien Andalou (An Andalusian Dog, 1929 [21:26; this version has soothing music added]) but found watching it as a silent film (yet apparently at its premiere Buñuel played records for accompaniment) was just too quiet so I turned to Dylan’s Blonde on Blonde (1966) for "Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again," "Visions of Johanna," and an instrumental portion of "Sad Eyed Lady of the Lowlands." For me, these magnificent artists (Leonard Cohen too) easily harmonize in whatever strange explorations they choose to investigate.

           

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Wednesday, August 23, 2023

Short Takes on No Hard Feelings, Joy Ride, It Ain’t Over plus some other cinematic topics

A Cluster: "Raunchy," Raunchy, Ponderous

Reviews and Comments by Ken Burke


I invite you to join me on a regular basis to see how my responses to current cinematic offerings compare to the critical establishment, which I’ll refer to as either the CCAL (Collective Critics at Large) if they’re supportive or the OCCU (Often Cranky Critics Universe) when they go negative.  However, due to COVID concerns I’m mostly addressing streaming options with limited visits to theaters, where I don’t think I’ve missed much anyway, though better options may be on the horizon.  (Note: Anything in bold blue [some may look near purple] is a link to something more in the review.)


 I wore myself out conceptually and physically last week attempting to do justice to 2 of the absolute best releases of 2023, Barbie (Greta Gerwig) and Oppenheimer (Christopher Nolan)—they’re making piles of cash too, with Warner Bros. noting Barbie’s their most successful domestic (U.S.-Canada) offering ever—so this week I’m giving myself a break by focusing briefly (for me, not anyone else who really knows what the word means) on 3 movies that have had theatrical runs but now are on streaming giving me a chance to easily follow up on possible interests in them (if not fully in some of their results) without having to sit in a theater for 5 hours with a COVID-protecting (I hope) mask.  Maybe next week I’ll be back to a more standard review format now that I’m kind of caught up on my “to watch” list (though I know many of you would prefer I regularly keep it short, but as Brian Wilson wrote/sang on the Pet Sounds album [1966], "That's Not Me").  I'd also like to direct you to some marvelous comments on Oppenheimer by long-time Two Guys contributor RJ Parker, attached to one of my Facebook postings (reprinted below as I received it without trying to cram it into my usual, rigid Justify-layouts) so you don’t have to be able to get into my FB account in order to read it.



RJ Parker 

Two good movies, clearly a welcome shift from the repetitive superhero sequels. Barbie is an entertaining film but was like pink cotton candy compared to Oppenheimer. The following is my much shorter take on Oppenheimer I used on a car forum when someone asked if it was worth seeing. The three hour runtime was a key concern as well. 

Yes, I caught it earlier this week at a small all recliner theater without a child or teenager in attendance. 

It is a quite impressive film with superb directing, screenplay and cinematography. The lead is a relatively unknown Irish actor who pulls it off nicely supported by dozens of familiar actors such as Matt Damon as the commanding general at Los Alamos and Emily Blunt as his wife with issues. 

A couple of sex scenes between Oppenheimer and his mistress brings the R rating and is somewhat unexpected. Definitely not a kids show on any level. 

It is first and foremost a biography of Oppenheimer with the Manhattan Project as background during the second hour. The film highlights Oppy as a charismatic prodigy who was acknowledged the leading American Physicist while still in his twenties. So impressive they eventually put him in charge of the project with no previous management experience of any kind. 

Apparently Germany had a two year head start and everyone knew their Jewish scientists were just as good as America's. Einstein was around but was aging and did not participate. The leading German scientist/rival was Heisenberg. Unfortunately not played by the Breaking Bad guy. 

The film has very little serious technical content but holds your interest well for the first two hours through the successful atomic test. This was quickly followed by Truman ordering their use in Japan. Only the first test is depicted in detail. 

This is a good time for a break if three hours at a sitting does not work for you. 

In the third hour it drags a bit as we go through a protracted McCarthy era attack on Oppenheimer's integrity. He survives a Senate inquiry with last minute support from the junior senator from Massachusetts.

Overall a worthwhile adult diversion which is sure to win awards.   

KB: I agree with these comments as it's always a pleasure to hear from fellow-Texan-Parker.  OK, Film Reviews from Two Guys in the Dark global readers, now we return to our regular programming.

SHORT TAKES

If you can abide plot spoilers read on, but this blog’s intended for those who’ve seen the film or want to save some $ (as well as recognizing those readers like me who just aren’t that tech-savvy).  To help any of you who want to learn more details yet avoid these all-important plot-reveals I’ll identify any give-away sentences/sentence-clusters with colors plus arrows: 

⇒The first and last words will be noted with arrows and red.⇐ OK, now continue on if you prefer.


                          No Hard Feelings (Gene Stupnitsky)
                                            rated R   103 min.


Here’s the trailer:

        (Use the full screen button in the image’s lower right to enlarge its size; 

        activate the same button or use “esc” keyboard key to return to normal.)


However, you’ll note there’s a good bit of foul language in this trailer (I couldn’t find one that didn’t have a big dose of it, a situation usually only found in Red Band trailers for R-rated movies), yet here’s an actual Red Band for No Hard Feelings that's no more “adult content” than the ordinary one.



 Maddie Baker (Jennifer Lawrence) is 32 in Montauk, Long Island, NY, works as a bartender/Uber driver to pay property taxes on her inherited-home, but is frantic as her car’s repossessed so she answers an ad from the wealthy Beckers (Laura Benanti, Matthew Broderick), looking for someone to “date” their reclusive 19-year-old son, Percy (Andrew Barth Feldman), better preparing him for Princeton college life at in the fall, a Buick Regal as her pay for success.  She comes on to him aggressively, he’s scared of her then indulges in various adventures: skinny dipping, hanging naked on the hood of her borrowed car as she races a train to a crossing, slips off to a party without her (for awhile), then inadvertently learns of her true mission, confronts his parents, damages the Buick (not totally), pushes Maddie away, but she gets the car.  ⇒Maddie Ubers on, pays off debts, sells the house, reconciles with Percy, moves to CA, drops him off at Princeton, promises to stay in touch.⇐


 No Hard Feelings has been out since June 23, 2023, pulled in 50.5 million in domestic dollars ($86.4 million worldwide), can still be found in some theaters but is more easily located via streaming where you can buy (!) it for $19.99 on Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV+, etc., but to borrow a line from Daryl Hall & John Oates’ "Maneater" (on their 1982 H20 album“) “I wouldn’t if I were you” (a song sung by Percy to Maddie during a restaurant dinner date, stunning her in the process; I almost used it as my Musical Metaphor here but had other thoughts).  The CCAL’s supportive enough with Rotten Tomatoes positive reviews at 71%, Metacritic's average score is 59%, references in various places as to what a raunchy comedy it is; for me, though, except for constant uses of “fuck” (I try to be more sanitized in word choice; however, when I can’t even find a trailer that avoids this word there’s little point in my toned-down-verbiage) in the dialogue along with Maddie’s attempts to fulfill her hiring-requirements with Percy, I don’t think this is nearly as raunchy as Joy Ride (except for one premature ejaculation on Maddie’s thigh, I don’t recall any actual sex in … Feelings, which may explain the No Hard aspects of the title [just trying to get into the mood of the movie]).  Lawrence is pleasant enough to watch, there are a few decent comic scenes, but overall I think you could pass on this one.  As for that Musical Metaphor, “Maneater” summarizes what Percy was feeling about Maddie’s constant come-ons at that point in the story (not knowing she’d been hired by his parents) but what expresses his later feelings for her is better stated in The Beatles’ “What You’re Doing” (1964 UK Beatles for Sale, 1965 US Beatles VI albums) at https://www. youtube.com/watch?v=7Sba2LbhkVY as he comes to the point of “I’ve been waiting here for you / Wondering what you’re gonna do / And should you need a love that’s true / It’s me.”  Watch this if you like, but I think you’d be better off just listening to a cluster of Hall & Oates and/or Beatles songs.

             

                     Joy Ride (Adele Lim)   rated R   95 min.

             

Here’s the trailer:


Along with a more traditional Red Band version that includes the R-rated language if you prefer.



 The real raunchy movie within this cluster is Joy Ride, where a little Chinese girl’s (Lennon Yee) adopted by a Seattle White couple, grows up as Audrey Sullivan (Ashley Park) with close Chinese friend Lolo Chen (child, Belle Zhang; adult, Sherry Cola) who moved to the U.S. with her parents.  As an aspiring lawyer-partner, Audrey’s sent to China to close a big deal with Chao (Ronny Chieng); she takes Lolo along (who adds goofy cousin “Deadeye” [Sabrina Wu], countered by Audrey reconnecting with old college roommate Kat Huang [Stephanie Hsu], now a notable actor on a Chinese TV soap opera, engaged to co-star/celibate Christian Clarence [Desmond Chiam], whom she’s convinced she’s a virgin, though Lolo reminds her she used to be the campus fellatio queen).  Chao won’t close the deal until Audrey reconnects with her birth mother so our quartet finds some adventures: meet drug smuggler Jess (Meredith Hagner) on a train ride; ingest/anal-stuff bags of cocaine; sex orgy with a basketball team leaving the men genitally-injured; and—when Audrey finds Mom was Korean—posing as a K-Pop group to get to Seoul, with Kat revealing a vulva devil tattoo; the video of it goes viral, dire consequences for her and Audrey.  ⇒They all get to Seoul anyway but spilt up in anger/frustration; Audrey finds her mother’s dead but meets the widower (not her father) for some closure.  A year later they’ve reconciled, have functional careers, & vacationing in Paris.⇐


 Kudos for such a large Asian/Asian-American presence in this movie, going from West to East in contradiction (tone, content) to sentimental-fare like The Joy Luck Club (Wayne Wang, 1993)—wonderful as it is—yet, just using different ethnicities, it treads similar profane ground to Bridesmaids (Paul Feig, 2011) and Girls Trip (Malcolm D. Lee, 2017), more continuity than breakthrough.  Joy Ride opened domestically July 7, 2023, grossed $12.9 million (worldwide $15.2 million), still at a few theaters but much more available on streaming where it’ll also cost $19.95 on Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV+, etc., but as a rental so the choice is still yours.  The CCAL’s enthusiastic to do so with RT positive reviews at 91%, MC average score a supportive 74%It’s quite funny in many scenes, certainly worth widening cultural-inclusion-awareness (or supporting what you’d might want to see if you’re of East Asian heritage), but overall just sets us up for one outrageous scene after another: entertaining yet (for me) not much of a breakthrough.  My Musical Metaphor swings East (in movie content) to West (for a song not likely connected to this story) with Willie Nelson’s “On the Road Again” (1980 Honeysuckle Rose soundtrack album [film directed by Jerry Schatzberg]) at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYUMZ-r5GN0 where he’s joined by 3 of his buddies: Waylon Jennings, Johnny Cash, Kris Kristofferson.  As with the women in this movie, “Like a band of gypsies we go down the highway / We’re the best of friends / Insisting that the world keep turning our way” with even their K-Pop escapade referenced in “The life I love is making music with my friends.”  These gals do share some memorable moments that possibly you’d like to enjoy with them as well.

                 

           It Ain't Over (Sean Mullin)   rated PG   98 min.


Here’s the trailer (just the 1 this time; Yogi don't cuss [not on camera]):


No Spoilers for this one as it's all based on established facts (although the opinions are additional).

 A marvelous documentary about famous baseballer Yogi Berra (Lawrence Peter Berra; his well-known-nickname came from a habit of sitting with legs crossed, arms folded), who grew up in St. Louis, was with the U.S. Navy in the Normandy invasion on June 6, 1944, where he was wounded in battle but declined to fill out paperwork for the Purple Heart medal (my father got one after taking fire in the Philippines; fortunately, it ultimately was minor injuries that didn’t compromise his life too much).  Yogi made his New York Yankees debut in 1946 during the era when they were the dominant team in Major League Baseball (Berra winning World Series rings in 1947, 1949-’53, 1956, 1958, 1961-’62 as a player, then more as a coach for the New York Mets in 1969, Yankees in 1977-’78); he also was an All-Star 18 times (1948-’62 [in those last 2 years there were 2 All-Star games]), and the American League Most Valuable Player 3 times (1951, 1954, 1955), despite being dismissed as a “fireplug” by his detractors as he was only 5’7” (my height), shorter than most other major-leaguers.


  Yet, with all of these accolades—including being Yankees manager in 1964, 1984-’85, as well as New York Mets manager 1972-’75—he’s often overlooked as one of the greatest players of all-time despite having his number 8 retired by the Yankees (1972), MLB Hall of Fame (1972), named to the MLB All-Century Team (1999), but his omission at the July 14, 2015 All-Star game as being among the Greatest Living Players (Hank Aaron, Johnny Bench, Sandy Koufax, Willie Mays—Berra died on September 22 that year) led his granddaughter, Natalie Metzger, to make this tribute as she felt, despite all the praise—including on-field-statistics making him equal, if not superior, to those 4 in 2015—Yogi just wasn’t being properly recognized as the amazing athlete he was, despite not having the physical presence of many of his peers.  You’ll get laudatory-testimonials from players (Derek Jeter) aware of Berra’s successes and celebrities (Billy Crystal) who admired him, with lots of on-camera statements from Metzger as well.  Yet, despite all the info packed into this concise-running-time there’s always a lot more that you can learn, so you might want to consult an extensive, documented resource such as this one.  What extras you get from the movie, though, are visual triumphs such as catching (with all of the strategies that go into that position) Don Larsen’s only-one-so-far-perfect game in the 1956 World Series and rejections such as George Steinbrenner firing him as Yankees manager in 1985 after just 16 games.  Metzger also wanted to elevate her grandfather from being known just for “Yogi-isms”—seemingly silly comments with hidden truths, such as “It ain’t over ‘til it’s over” or “When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”  Put this all together, it’s a touching-tribute to the man, well-respected by the CCALRT 98% positive, MC 79% average score.  Released on May 12, 2023, took in only $705.3 thousand, now found on streaming with a $5.99 rental at Amazon Prime, Apple TV+, etc.  So here’s the most obvious Musical Metaphor ever, “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnHV5FaqvEs, led by famed Chicago Cubs broadcaster Harry Caray.  “It’s déjà vu all over again,” Yogi would probably say.


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